Hey, hey

Hey, hey, #PokemonDay,

How much stuff did you cut today?

Hey, hey, Sword/Shield "fans",

How many threats did you send today?

Hey, hey, Gamefr-EA-k,

How many bugs did you miss today?

Hey, hey, Poketubers,

How many shills did you make today?

Hey, hey, Sword/Shield,

How many Switch did you crash today?

Hey, hey, Ma-su-da,

How many girls did you RT today?

Hey, hey, Ver-lisi-fy,

How many lies did you rant today?